Renard Desrosiers 62, jeremy irons
enny is the long-suffering head of House Desrosiers, and although he posits himself as the most responsible of them, he has a few quirks of his own. He has a flashpoint temper, and his favorite hobby is looking into the camera like he's on the office. He's also a heartless romantic who cries at weddings and has always had hobby of earnest matchmaking. So far, he has failed drastically with his own children. But don't let that fool you! He's a clever guy and always seems to know the hot gossip, which he eagerly uses to his advantage.
Gabriel Desrosiers 30, joshua sasse
his is Gabe the Babe, and he's a stick in the mud. He's socially awkward, not possessing the charisma of his other family members, but when it comes to planning and politics, he's a true chess master. He's also blisteringly honorable to the point where it's annoying. This is partly due to anxiety: he's always anticipating disaster and rarely loosens up as a result. Some might call it pessimism, others might call it realism, or maybe it's just an overblown case of anxiety. He could definitely fit on the autism spectrum. Recently, he was wed to Béatrica Guillory
, which some people stupidly disapprove of because of a ridiculous "house rivalry" situation.
Unnamed Desrosiers 46, michelle fairley
his young-at-heart lady is Renard's sister and the mother of the second tier of Desrosiers. She's not too pleased about getting old, to be frank, and really just wishes she could jive with the youngsters. And she does, for the most part, because she's a cool vodka aunt who has awesome stories and is a knight who isn't quite ready to retire despite some rusty joints. One of her main hobbies is telling Renard to chill out already.
Unnamed Desrosiers nee Han 46, sean bean
lium's Sean Bean is here because we're shameless picshippers, and he's deeply and embarrassingly in love with his wife (seriously, it's gross and they need to stop giving out too much information). He, too, is young at heart, but much less cool than his wife, which leads to him frequently embarrassing his children with daddish antics and bad jokes. We're pretty
sure he'll make it out of here without dying tragically.
Estelle Aster Desrosiers 26, Andreja Pejic
stelle, known as Star Star, is a trans woman – this is non-negotiable. She's the oldest of the Unfortunately Named Sisters, which also includes Rose Rose, Light Light, and Moon Moon. When it comes to Star Star, imagine the dramatics of people like Lord Byron and Oscar Wilde, and you've got it down. She's an artiste
, rather erratic, a scandalmaker, and has eloped (or tried) more than once. That said, despite often being a walking disaster, she's incredibly charismatic, magnetic, passionate, and fun as hell.
Selene Lunette Desrosiers 19, freya mavor
elene Lunette, affectionately known as Moon Moon, is the fourth in a series of bad naming choices: her elders are Star Star (Estelle Aster), Rose Rose (Rozenn Desrosiers-Rana), and Light Light (Lumiére Luce). As the youngest of the Desrosiers clan, Selene is a tiny bit spoiled, and often babied. Her parents seem to think she can do no wrong...But in truth, she's also major prankster and all-around troublemaker who always manages to blame her misdeeds on other people. Usually, that means her sisters. Face suggestions are Freya Mavor (pictured) and Isolda Dychauk.